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No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
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Still no good.
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the best eye serum for dark circles?
Loons and Moons
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Just Forget it!
Biologists finally unravel the surprising story of how humans domesticated pigs - Earth.com
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Opinion: The secret to a longer life could be this old-fashioned English breakfast - MarketWatch
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
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They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.
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