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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 19:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

How to protect yourself from wildfire smoke and poor air quality - The Washington Post

Still no good.

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Over 60? Forget walking and swimming — this simple exercise builds strength and balance - Tom's Guide

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the best eye serum for dark circles?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Biologists finally unravel the surprising story of how humans domesticated pigs - Earth.com

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Drink Energy Drinks Every Day? - Verywell Health

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Connor Zilisch and crew chief Dale Earnhardt Jr. win Pocono NASCAR Xfinity race - Motorsport.com

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why does poop smell bad?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Opinion: The secret to a longer life could be this old-fashioned English breakfast - MarketWatch

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts